iamspidermonkey. retiring vulgarian. brutally honest. ambiguous. right-handed left master eyed. superstitious. attracted to bright lights. victim of selective memory. surviving ipod abuser. master of spectator sport. poor speller.

i love. life. family. friends. YOGA. poi. chai. soy milk. music. movies. art. geeks and freaks. rainy christmas. tattoos. i hate. crumpled tissue paper. crowds. traffic jams. animal abuse. i have a bad hair life. a heart stitched on my sleeve. i wish. that money didn’t mean so much. to be a mermaid in my next life. to one day cook a feast. to live by the sea with a satellite dish in my backyard for optimal internet/cable connection.